Freedom Fists Forever!

By Doctor Dude McBroman

Raptor and Jakob Frank were snuggling after a long night of passionate love making, when Jakob asked, “why can’t I ever be on top when we have sex?” Raptor just ignored his question, and pretended to be asleep. Jakob started nibbling on Raptor’s ear hole, but Raptor just kept on pretending to be asleep. After a long pause, Jakob yelled out “It’s because I’m circumcised, isn’t it?” Raptor let out a loud sigh, and got out of their bed. “If you need me, I’ll be at the bar” Raptor said walking out of the room, slamming the door.

Elsewhere, Nigel was sitting alone on a dock, looking deeply into the water. His tears fell into the water, causing them to ripple his reflection. “Why can’t I be pretty like all the cheerleaders in my school” Nigel thought to him self, while putting his finger down his throat. He forced himself to throw up, and in between the gushes of vomit and tears, he shouted out “Why doesn’t Dilophosaurus love me over that ♥♥♥♥♥ Ilona?”

Raptor was stumbling home drunk, when he overheard Nigel’s crying from afar. He walked down to the dock to see what was wrong with Nigel. “What are you crying about Nigel” Raptor asked wiping the tears from Nigel’s cheek. “Dilophosaurus loves Ilona over me, I’m fat and hideous, and no one will ever love me” Nigel asking turning away from Raptor. “Don’t be so harsh on your self, I’m sure plenty of people love you” Raptor said trying to calm down Nigel. “You’re just saying that to try and make me feel better,” Nigel said, crying even more this time. Raptor desperate to calm Nigel down, “But Nigel, I love you.”

Nigel and Raptor stared into each other’s eyes for what felt like forever for them. The only sound around them was the crashing of the waves on the dock. Then Nigel moved in, and gave Raptor a deep open mouthed kiss. Raptor being drunk, kissed Nigel back. Raptor whispered into Nigel’s ear “come with me, I’ll cheer you up.” Nigel and Raptor left the dock, and left for Nigel’s house.

Nigel’s room was littered with Twilight, Justin Bieber, and Hannah Montana posters all over his walls. Nigel had piles of clothes scattered on his floor, from trying to pick out the best outfit to impress Dilophosaurus. His bed was covered with pillows and stuffed animals. Raptor walked over to Nigel’s bed, and cleared the stuffed animals off of it, and said “just lay down here, I’ll do the rest.”

Nigel bashfully undressed himself while lying down on his bed. Raptor slowly joined him turning off the light and turning on some smooth R&B music. “Raptor, this is my first time, please be gentle” Nigel whispered into Raptor’s ear. “Don’t worry. If you haven’t been doing it with Raptor, you haven’t been really done it at all” Raptor said before starting.

Back at Jakob’s and Raptor’s house, Jakob Frank was sitting in a chair near the front door, worried sick that something bad had happened to Raptor, since he had been out so late. “He’s never this late when he goes to the bar,” Jakob Frank thought to himself while staring at the clock. Time passed, and Jakob fell asleep in the chair where he was sitting.

Some time passed, before Jakob Frank was woke up from his sleep by the sound keys jingling on the other side of the door. “Is that you Raptor?” yelled a sleepy Jakob. In walked Raptor with a head hanging low with shame, “Jakob, I did something horrible that I need to tell you about.”

Continued In Part 2…

*Author’s Comment*

I know that the JakobXRaptor fan pairing is the sacred cow of the Dino D-day fandom, so don’t rage at me that Raptor had sex with Nigel. It’s just a story, and I don’t want to see a flame war break out over NigelXDilophosaurus versus NigelXHardgrave