Free range with no added hormones or steroids!

The idea of free-range gaymers conjuires images of extra talented gamers happily fragging noobs in their epic gamer setups.

If it isn't free range, it is nothing but trash.™

All free range gamers are Australian owned and bred by farmers with many years of experience in the field to ensure a high quality product with 500IQ+ brains capable of 7D chess and reaction times faster than you can yeet a canned vegetable into your local rubbish dump.