#FreeJibble From The Evil Dictator

Who is Jibble? He was a hero, a clown, a father, but most of all a friend. Despite thes accolades, one day the dreaded Teamspeak admin came on with his betroved, so jibble having, an addiction to women, went to speak with the fair maiden, preaching poetry of her beauty and telling tales of a not too distant future. Alas, this maiden had been taken, and as such her keeper responded with a ruthless and evil action. Jibble was banned from the Teamspeak server, pending an inquiry, and now he sits alone in his room; gently masturbating to horse pornography.
But this doesn't have to be the way. From as little as 1 Steam game a month, you can give Jibble the love and affection that he was denied by the fair maidens keeper. So please, help us to #FreeJibble.