You can never stay mad at Cal. He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥, this is now Nazi Germany because ♥♥♥♥ you, there's no discipline if noone's going to whip you into shape.

I am a 9 year old korean girl and I will personally ♥♥♥♥ up your face if I don't like what you're doing.

If you can't play - you have to ensure that 8 other people don't suffer because of your poor organization and lack of responsibility, Private Cowboy.

Here's what to do if you can't play:
1. Inform the dude in charge that you can't play so he is lenient on you for at least acknowledging that you suck.
If you're incompetent, that's all you have to do. Ideally though, you'd find a sub for yourself, Private Can't-do-anything-right.

You should have your ass ready to play and a bottle of vaseline nearby by 19 CEST because that's the order, you have to follow orders. Democracy dies the very moment you become irresponsible. Hint: that began when you didn't clean up your room, and now you can't even get yourself to play a game, Sargeant Twinkletoes.

Be ready.

You don't know what team you're up against because you don't deserve that kind of information, maggot, you'll probably spill it to a political enemy, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

it's actually because I haven't set up the scrim yet, but it will be ready.

uguu kawaii signing off.