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Everybody knows that cheap team mate that won’t drop a rifle. You know

when they die they'd be mad at you if you spent thousands of dollars on a

fancy urn! Introducing the Modest Urn for the frugal. This metal can, which

mysteriously resembles a coffee can, includes a reusable plastic cap, and a

fill-in-the-blanks eulogy for easy mourning.