Consume the Fruits of Victory!

Feast upon the glory of [FOOD]!

When battling with [FOOD], you battle for the sake of your appetite!

Have you ever felt the warmth of a steaming bowl of chili grin between your drooling lips or the smell of fresh sizzling moist bacon on the frying pan, smothered with freshness and pure goodness? What about Momma's sweet apple pie, luring you to the first precious slice of delight!


We understand your needs, we feel your ever-growing hunger and need! We are [FOOD], we defend our brethern who sit across us from the dinner table. The ones who sigh with relief and satisfaction when dominating each other's dinner plates.

Raise your arms in our name! Shed fresh pesto and tomato sauce in our presence! We're starved for victory!

- [FOOD], Fighting Outrageously Over Dinner, The Clan is open for all!

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