1. They are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with good english
2. They always have a ping of 5 WHEN I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAY MATCHMAKING
3. They have no other Hobbys other than PC Games which is their National Sport
4. This is why they are so good in Counter Strike
5. Simple Math: Scandinavians + NoSport + NoHobbys + CounterStrike + Money From Mom Knife + 10-18 Year Old = No Life CSGO players with small ♥♥♥♥♥ and a Huge Internet Penis.