And so the story begins.....

CHRISTIAN BALE: WE SHALL BE KNOWN TO ALL AS THE FIERCE WARRIORS THAT SHARPEN OUR BLADES AND YELL WITH MIGHT, SIR JENKINTIMZ NEEDS US TO GET OUR LEGS A BURNING OUT OF DA SHIRE. WE WILL BE FIGHTING, WE WILL BE WINNING, WE WILL BE.... THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE ELDER BURNING LEGS COUNCIL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRR TO WAR MY FRIENDS TO WAR!!!!! RAWWWRRRRRRR!

and so it begins... what will happen to these brave heroes... only time will TELLLLLLL