Welcome fellow Fatts, you have have a home here.

Greetings members and future members! I am Fatt Damon. You may know me from such films as The Bourne Obesity, Good Meal Hunting and The Lunch Ultimatum.

For years it has been our goal to phase out conventional foods, and replace them with GMOs ( Gobs of Meat and Oil)

We are SICK and TIRED of vegans ruining our perfectly good protein and calories.

Join us, and together, we can beat the odds.


Become part of the most exclusive club in the world.

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