We have to spend more money faster. We're buying unlimited booze. We're staying in the best places. We have a quarter of a million left. So anyway, I woke up and accidentally bought a Mercedes s63 AMG.

I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you're a hot female. This is the reality. If you're some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don't really know you... You're gonna die. I mean if you're a really good friend, no, not even if you're a friend, if you're my friend you just can't be a ♥♥♥♥♥. Ahh I had a heart attack. Get the ♥♥♥♥ up. Go to the hospital later. Have a drink. Cigarette. Cup of coffee. Get back in the game. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ having heart attacks near me, little ♥♥♥♥♥. So none of my friends would even have those kind of problems because I don't roll with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But if you're some dude I don't know and you need CPR and everyone's looking at me, "Who knows CPR?" Well me. "Help him!" No. "Why?" Because I ain't gay. ♥♥♥♥, I don't know him. "Well, why'd you say you know CPR? Because I don't lie. I do know CPR. I'm just not gonna help that dude. I might wake him up and he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liberal." "No thanks. ♥♥♥♥ that." I will administer CPR if you're a hot female. So if you're a hot female and something happens, I will save your life. However, there are conditions. Once I saved your life, you owe your life to me, which means you owe your entire existence to me. Don't think I'm gonna be saving your life and you're gonna run off. No, you owe your life to me. I saved your life. You were gonna die. And now you get another 20 years of existence and you think you're just gonna wake your ass up and go off being a scat. Oh, thanks, bye. No, no, no, no, ♥♥♥♥♥. I saved you. You're gonna move your ass in. Cook, clean, naked, orgies. You're gonna behave yourself. You're gonna be worse than a slave. In fact, I say worse, that's the wrong word. It's gonna be better than a slave because my slaves (I have a few). My slaves sometimes in the deepest darkest night resent the fact that I'm such a cruel master, but you'll be happy you're here. Yes, Tate, please ♥♥♥♥ me with five other women tonight. Yes, I will clean. Yes, I will cook. I'll do anything you say. Yes, I'll tattoo your name on me. You saved my life. You'll be grateful. Now, if you're watching this thinking, "Oh, that's crazy, isn't it?" No, it's not crazy. It's more crazy to think I'm gonna save some ♥♥♥♥♥'s life and let her run off to suck some other ♥♥♥♥. What the ♥♥♥♥ am I saving her life for then? So if you do have a heart attack around me, basically to surmise, if you're not a hot woman, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you are a hot woman, you need to stay conscious enough and stay, keep enough power inside you that you can sign that contract. Because I'll come up to you, it's in my pocket, come up and say, "Hey, ♥♥♥♥♥, you're dying. "About to save your life, just sign here "that after I save your life, you're my slave." And if you ain't got enough wits about you to get the pen out and get it done, then I ain't saving you either and you're all just gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. I learned CPR five times and I will only administer under very specific conditions.