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I remember when the word ‘Flapajack’ meant something. I’d walk into the barbershop, get a haircut, and tell the barber I was Flapajack and he’d say “No charge this time sonny.” Now I get laughed at by strangers for saying Flapajack; last night I got thrown out of Taco Bell because “they didnt serve washed up brits,” and now my wife wants to leave me for Flawlessjohn guys help