Worship almighty ebola-chan

It all started a long time ago. It all started a long time ago. An African (although, she is white) named Ebola-chan masturbated and formed the universe. She uttered the three rules of Ebolanity into the dark depths of the cosmos, to be ringed into the ears of all. "One, there is only one god. That god is Ebola-Chan. Two, ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; get money. Three, obey Ebola-Chan and receive eternal meme bliss." And those words were echoed across the cosmos, endlessly.

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