the emercian rules

were not americans! we are emercians! a proud people who are the true claimants to all of the amercias! (and the middle east, north korea, and all of the former soviet union, and also turkey, balkans and lastly gay people) so we have declared a great holy war against all of them!! EMERCIA is forever, EMERCIA is a home, EMERCIA, is all of us (please note we are athiest so we cant be a cult)

rule number one: be gay
rule number two: dont be gay
rule number three: dont violate the NAP
rule number four: criticising our 220 different ideologies making up our great and glorious nation will result in infinite gulug
rule number five: the HNKVD is always watching you
rule number six: any unepic and unfavorable uprising will be met with very epic and ultra force!
EMERCIAN TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. georph stalington (blessed be his name) is the only one true god (please note again we are athiest and not a cult)
2. if georph (blessed be his name) is ressurected again he will NOT have the permission to seize the apparatus of state, not even if he bribes you (NO EXCEPTIONS)
3. no evil american propoganda against the morally justifiable and fair democratic enforced police state
4. no ones allowed to say georph stalingtons name (blessed be his name) in vain
5. you are required by law to celebrate georph stalington (blessed be his name) day and the first ones to stop celebrating are shot
6. any sign of dissent against or negative comments against georph stalington (blessed be his name) will result in a 1984 esque torture until you say sorry
7. kill all non-believers (final reminder that we are NOT a cult)
8. no uprisings unless its against georph
9. anyone found escaping gulug will have their entire family shot and everyone they've ever known killed
10. hiding any sharable items from your neighbhor results in infinite gulug with your whole family invited

very cool war cry: FOR EMERCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the 17 exclamation marks are required by law)