Door Blocking Is Our Destiny

Edit this announcement to add your own nerd annoying strats!

-Good 'ol fashion doorway blocking (jumping and flashing your torch is a good way of inciting more rage from your nerdy victims)

-Team flashing nerds at crucial times during gameplay can result in their premature death

-Making annoying and immature noises over the mic is not only an excellent way to give nerds the ♥♥♥♥♥, but also to recruit new members who enjoy doing the same thing

-Working in pairs with a fellow DB member is an efficient and effective way to trap someone in a corner, or if you stand one anothers head, this will prevent the targeted nerd from jumping over your head

-Watching the god-like hero Stealthdroid perform his sexual acts and other amazing abilities, will ensure that you learn your DB skills from the best there is

-In friendly fire servers knock as many of your teammates below 30hp so they stand little chance in the heat of battle (hide or camp so they don't take revenge)

-Follow teammates sniping, when they find a cosy spot to camp crouch a-top their head, jump around in their scopes vision, throw smoke grenades or the all-might flash grenade to distract them from their targets.
Also, do your best to draw attention to any snipers.

-Nerds hate it when you make static noises over the mic, so do it heaps ploiz

-A simple block that can be tried by beginners is at T spawn on dust2. When a teammate is awping through the double doors down mid, stand next to him so he cant sidestep and avoid incoming bullets

-Don't ya just hate awpers! Well when they're aiming at someone shoot them in the head repeatedly with a pistol. This causes there screen to jolt, making it impossible to aim. The nerd will rage so hard that he could beat Chuck Norris in a 1v1.

-The top and bottom doors on assault are excellent places to block unsuspecting nerds. Simply pretend to follow them out the door, but stand back and block it so they cant get back in. Also to be more discreet, if they fully exit close the door behind them and repeatedly press E. Then they cant open the door and they wont know whos holding it shut

- I find telling your team mates you love them turns them to mush and not able to concetrate on the game at hand, usually telling them at a crucial moment such as the side hall rush, this will causes a slight nervous reaction and a momentary lapse of concentration resulting in their death.....and they dont hate you for it!! 9/10 they will add you as a friend, also a good way to recruit....and generally you will find other team mates join in and help cajoule the victim into thinking that they truley are loved!!

-I've found that a good way to make ppl laugh, and to put them off their game is to make Pew Pew and Meowing noises. When they find out it is you, they will think you are awesome. Now that they like you you can tell them to rush garage. When they listen to you and attempt the rush you will be able to block almost the entire team at the doorway.