WE WILL PAY YOU IN DOGE COINS

With what manner of speech did you address me, you impudent whelp? Be informed that I was peerless among squires during my education. I have aided his majesty King Harlaus in numerous campaigns against the Nords and I have laid low thrice fivescore opponents. I have mastered the delicate art of the spinning longsword feint slash and am the superlative three-crossbow crossbowman in all of Calradia. You, meanwhile, are not able to exercise control over the lowiest peasant. Let it be known that I will bring such artifice to your ignominious end as none have yet witnessed within the walls of Dhirim. You believe you can volley such insults by way of anonymous emissaries? My Swadian Knights and their couched lances have already discerned your location, so it is best you hasten preparations for the ensuing tumult, wretch, the species of tumult that will spill your life essences into the gaping maw of the Praven dungeon. Perhaps if wisdom guided you to see the repercussions of your knavish harangue, you would remained silent. You were unable to do so, however, and now punishment will be exacted on you. I will excrete biliously upon you and in such bilious excretion shall you be overcome. I vill drink from your skull, you heap of filth.