Gabe has died, Gabe has risen, Gabe will come again.

Fellow brothers and sisters within the Kingdom of Valve! Today is a glorious day, and this moment a powerful moment. For finally the disciples and followers of the one true savior and God; Gaben Newell have rallied together to form a brotherhood! Not just any brotherhood, but a brotherhood of love and loyalty. We shall protect Gaben and preach his word with our lives! We will swear on the Holy Steam Client that we will uphold all of Gabens absolute laws, and that we will do the Kingdom of Valve justice.

Brothers, unite under the banner of our Lord and God; Gaben Newell!