Why not whip the teacher when the pupil misbehaves ?

"The mob is the mother of tyrants"

"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face"

"The art of being a slave is to rule one's master"

"Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself"

"What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others"

"I pissed on the man that called me dog. Why was he surprised?"

"Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?"

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my mind is different from yours"


Diogenes then went on to defecate in the theatre and beat it off outdoors


Diogenes[en.wikipedia.org]

Cynicism[en.wikipedia.org]

Stoicism[en.wikipedia.org]