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AND TODAY WE SHALL COMMEMORATE NOT ONLY THE LAST DAY OF 2014 BUT ALSO THE FACT THAT WE ARE 281 DAYS AWAY FROM THE ANNIVERSARY OF OUR GLORIOUS LEADER, RIDER OF BEARS, KILLER OF RIVERS, MISTER GIVE THAT MAN A COOKIE, MISTER VLADIMIR VLADIMIROVITCH PUTIN