Douchay... A New Beginging

Hello squad members, we're here today to celebrate not a man, but a god. His name is Douchey Beel, he was first spotted on the legendary dusty 2 by the name of "douche bill." When the prophets Cyphyllis and Kawaii spotted him they had a vision, a grand one, that the so called "douche bill" would become a god and that he would lead a moderetaly popular group, "The Douchey Squad," from then on he is legend. A god among meir mortals, a beacon of light in an ever expanding pit of gloom. He is, DOOOUCHEY BEEEL...