Davies Final Medic auditions being held now!!!!!

I was recently playing on the 2fort server watching Davie unleash his Heavy fury on a team full of noobs with a trusty medic by his side. The team was absolutely stunned and had no idea what to do as Davie and his Medic again and again stood outside the spawn door mowing endless amounts of players down as they noobishly ran right at him like lambs for the slaughter. Other people on Davies team started becoming medics as well so they could also heal Davie and pretend they are good. Before you know their was a whole group of medics like giddy school girls following Davie and healing him. They would shout out in glee "ya Davie your so great!" or "watch out, Davie behind you!!' They would even got mad if Davie died and cry out in tears......"you noob why would u snipe Davie?" But soon trouble arouse as the medics started to become jealous of each other. They started fighting about who got to heal him more or who got to uber him. They starting fighting about who Davie liked better as medic and soon enough the medics turned on each other. We have decided the best course of action is to host an online reality show on the 2fort server once week called Davies Final Medic. It will consist of 12 medics chosen from audition reels send to us explaining why they should be Davies Medic. Each week Davie will hand out roses to the medics. Each medic that recieves a rose will move to the next week until the final medic is chosen to be by Davies side. At the end of the show Davie and the chosen medic will win one hour alone together on the 2fort server. Best of luck to all you medics!!!!!!!! Pls send your audition reels to P.O Box 3223 Jasper, Alberta, Canada