DAN WILL NOT ♥♥♥♥ US OVER AGAIN!

since that day, my life changed...
actually, since the day i meet alax my life changed... or should i say, "the jewish ukranian british american alien ♥♥♥♥ who made me become jewish", more known as "dan", his code name...
he said i would have fun in this "regiment", he said i would "git gud" in the game... HE LIED TO ME!
before i could notice he made me a jew too, i cut my foreskin and named my son of satan...
i was losing my high leveled skillz and was getting worst and worst everyday
on the game, and every time i got worst, i was getting promoted, and every time i behave and was playing well i was treated with demotion...
then i realized... i realized everything... I... I W O K E
i realised since i meet him my life was destroyed... i lost my girl friend, got bad notes on little school, lost my job, lost satan (my kid), got homeless, sold my house to buy holdfast, and the worst, i didn't git gud...
everyday, i can see him my life just got worst, i see him hiding in the bushes, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me over everytime, some times it was even literally o.O
dan gave me the rope to kill myself...
i took the biggest and hardest to swallow pill... the free palestine pill...
and now... it's time to revenge! everyone who dan ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over, everyone! wake up and join the revolution! NO MORE LOST BATTLES BECAUSE OF MASS ASSAULT DOCTRINE! NO MORE "oh this didn't worked as i thought" ANYMORE! WE DESERVE TO GIT GUD BY YOURSELVES! DAN WILL NOT ♥♥♥♥ US OVER!
JOIN THE REVOLUTION TODAY! FIGHT AGAINST THE JEWISH ALIEN CONSPIRACY TYRANNY IN THIS GAME! FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!