in the name of kitchen warfare

Here is a little Sue story for you;

One day, two teens in a relationship..lets call them Sue and Robert, decided to go for a swim in the ocean.
But whilst they were swimming, they decided it would be a good idea to make the sue in the ocean.
They didn't think this through.
What happened? Well the guy ended up stuck in the girls train station, and they had to be surgically removed.
He now has no feeling in his train, but it is twice as long.

Lesson; If you want a longer train, make the sue in the ocean; not that you will feel anything if you try to use it..but hey, you can still boast about your 14inch train!