The World's Most Dangerous Group - Join or Dre

Everyone else may have a crime family, but there's one thing they don't have:

DOPE

You can go down to the street corner and get some monkey ♥♥♥♥ off the shady Albanian guy with a lisp (*cough* Nate Ankrom *cough*), or buy a cheap hooker with Crohn's Disease (*cough* Tyro *cough*), but that's not dope.

DR. DRE IS DOPE

Here at DDDACFMCT, we inject you with 37 gallons of pure, patented Dre Juice, and then set you loose. In your drug addled frenzy, you will be unable to distinguish friend and enemy, where you begin and someone else begins. Indeed, your sense of self will be erradicated entirely erradicated, and you will be reduced to nothing more than a pawn in our grand, ultimately self-aggrandizing scheme of unrelenting violence.

♥♥♥♥ ALL HATERS

You are with us, or you are against us, "playa". Disown your archaic ideals of fealty and individuality, joining with us to become one all supreme ruling entity, real talk. Refuse? May you be struck down by the mystical power of Andre Romelle Young's world shattering jammy of judicious and unquestionable faculty. The end days are upon us, and indeed they are black.

OUR SWAG IS THAT WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Deconstructing and destroying all current human labors, we will create a new world order where we are all united under Father Dre and unified within his radiant magnificence. No hunger, death, despair, or otherwise unpleasance. Only complacency.

DRE'S MOST WANTED:

Nate "Wildoggz" Ankrom - Head of the Ankromayo crime family, he must be eliminated at all costs. Such feeble-mindedness is a crime against nature, and must be swiftly corrected by the pimping hand of Our Lord Dre. Recommended targets are his canine companion, Ranger, and actor Al Pacino - the death of whom would mentally break him.

Jonathan "Tyro" Baumgartner - Head of the Uchidurr crime family, a symbol of decadence and heresy that must be eliminated. Recomended targets include his TF2 backpack and his mating organs, the latter of which's destruction would result in insurmountable pain and eventually resignation from "dis crime ♥♥♥♥".

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "Coopermeister" Buswanker - Once a pawn of no overall importance, he has defiled the infinite charity of Father Dre, and for this he deserves nothing less than merciless punishment. Recomended targets include his ego, which is so big you're probably sitting on it right now, and anything he creates in Minecraft, which is nothing more than a shrine to his debasement.

PRAYER OF DRE:

"Our father in heaven,
Dre be your name.
Your ♥♥♥♥ be bumpin,
and I'll do whatever you ask.
Throw some G's this way,
and forgive my hating,
as I hypocritically kill my own haters.
And lead us not into wack ass ♥♥♥♥,
but into swag and supermodels.
Real Talk.

For further instruction, young disciple, please see the link entitled "Instructional Video".

Official Site[www.drdre.com]
Instructional Video