We are the only ones who will live when the world burns to ash.

Sloths are the master race and even to speak their name is sinful. The sloth gods have bestowed the gift upon me to spread their word and still be accepted in to Teranza the heaven of sloths. So make your choice come to Teranza or face the punishment of eternal flames in Pentland or what the lesser beings call Hell. So are you with us?