Good day,

Good day to you. Please, allow me but a short period of time from your miserable existence to introduce myself. My name is Mr.Cuddles, I have but one simple request for you gentleman and women today. Join me in my conquest to overtake all world leaders. Now I know what you're thinking "Oh great Mr.Cuddles sir, what if I refuse you're most generus offer?" well, simply put... I will kill you, with your own genitalia.