ESC ---> SETTINGS ---> HOW TO PLAY
ESC ---> Help & Options ---> How to Play
how much did you tag that wall for?
How do you change your difficulty settings? I think mine is stuck on easy
Is that a decoy, or are you trying to shoot somebody?
I'm glad the dumpsters behind planned parenthood have WiFi, so failed abortions like you can play CS
If i wanted to kill myself, i would jump from your ego to your elo
When you're trying to derank, but the enemy team is just that bad.
yo, are you greece? because you really cant handle your economy right now
That spray was so bad, I could have eaten an AK clip and shat out a better spray
I found your skill in the trash
jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ, try aiming..
How'd you hit the ACCEPT button with that aim?
at least you did 100 damage to the wall behind me
Safest place to stand is in front of your gun/Safest place to save is right in front of you
I'd say your aim is cancer,but at least cancer kills people
please Cry here \__/ Africa need water
You know csgo is free to uninstall right?
I would call you AIDS but at least AIDS gets kills
I'm not trash talking,I'm talking to trash
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high
If you want to play against enemies of your skill level just go to the main menu and click 'Offline with Bots'
Get the bomb,at least you will carry something this game
Don't be a loser, buy a rope and hang yourself
i am sorry to inform you that your lack of practice, has lead to a underwhelming display of skill aim wise
Your existence is the best argument against intelligent design.
You know all those times your parents said video games would get you nowhere? They were right
your mom is so fat when she boosts she teamkills
Yo momma so fat, she gets stuck at long doors
this isn't a turn-based game, it's okay to shoot back at the same time
Is that a medical timeout?
Yo anchor, while you're down there, grab me some seafood? You should have time, you aren't doing anything else
ur not good my uncel works at counter strike he wil ban you
Hey man, dont worry about being bad. It's called a trashCAN not a trashCAN'T
Choose your excuse: 1.Lags | 2.New mouse | 3.Low FPS | 4.Noob team | 5.Hacker | 6.Lucker | 7.Smurf | 8.Hitbox | 9.Tickrate
Your aim is so bad that my flashbangs actually help you get kills.
Your plays are so dumb that even you don't know what you're going to do next
sv_enemy 1 please
Stop buying skins and buy someone to boost your account, cause that's the only way you'all rank up
If I liquidated the bullets and drank them,the piss would be a more lethal spray
Dude you're so fat you run out of breath rushing B
Yo mama so fat when she plays overpass you can shoot her on mirage
I'm pressing E but I can't take over this bot
Your Ping is Higher than your IQ
(When someone ♥♥♥♥ up on the enemy team) "bro, type net_graph 1 in console and check your choke. Should be 100%"