WE AREN'T ACTUAL CRACKERS. STOP CALLING US THAT!

WE DO NOT ACCEPT PEOPLE WHO USE "SEA SALT". WE DON'T TAKE THAT HIPSTER CRAP.

We are the Crisp Crackers. We enjoy video games like all of you humans. We are not actual crackers, we have all 6 senses like you us humans do: sight, touch, smell, hear, taste, and saltine. And just because we are labeled Crisp Crackers that does not mean we don't have all our body parts as well. We have all your holes, and your salty skin, and even your artificial flavoring. Do not be frightened by the Crisp Crackers, because we are good people.

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Official Crisp Cracker Anthem

2016 年 2 月 21 日 - Jarm | 0 条留言

If things are doing horribly for you, just sing this song to feel the crisp engulf your body.

However. If you are still feeling upset. Please refer to this [imgur.com] album while listening to our anthem. It contains an array of different crackers. I hope you have a crisp day!

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The winner of the giveaway is...

2016 年 2 月 15 日 - Jarm | 1 条留言

The random person has been decided using WheelDecide! [wheeldecide.com] The winner is...
TAZERBRAINS! [gyazo.com] TAZERBRAINS you should be getting a trade offer soon. Congratulations on getting a new M4A1-S Guardian!

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