We are the children of corn

Attention, Children of the Corn! The golden fields are calling, and the Corn God's blessings are upon us! Let your kernels of excitement pop, for together we celebrate the majesty of corn in all its glory. From the crunch of a freshly roasted cob to the sweet nectar of cornbread and beyond, we are the chosen ones to honor this sacred crop. Rally, dear followers, and let us spread the word of the Corn God's greatness far and wide—because here in our steam-powered sanctuary, it's always harvest season! 🌽🔥