My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Cause frankly there is nothing I can say
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
This molded silicone has got me begging please
Give me more of what I really need
'Cause there is no ♥♥♥♥ like horse ♥♥♥♥
Send your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into shock
You need horse ♥♥♥♥ of course-♥♥♥♥
Grab the lube and slam the day away
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer

Slip it in and out be dripping goo
As I take more ♥♥♥♥, horse ♥♥♥♥
Shut the door and turn the lock
Is your ♥♥♥♥ a horse ♥♥♥♥?
You will never hear me saying neigh!
'Cause there is no ♥♥♥♥ like horse ♥♥♥♥
Rub my ♥♥♥♥ inside a sock
Don't stop now, horse ♥♥♥♥
Stretch out my insides and make me pray
My lovely horse ♥♥♥♥, horse ♥♥♥♥
Horse ♥♥♥♥, horse ♥♥♥♥