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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Once Chuck Norris and Samus Aran had a child together, this child is known as God.

l4d2 needs chuck norris, but its awesome anyway

Time Waits for Chuck Norris.
It sits waiting, in his lobby- nervous.
You know where Chucks lobby is?
In his beard.
Time sits nervouslyin Chuck's lobby.
In Chucks beard.
Waiting for Chuck Norris to address it.

Chuck Norris was attacked by a zombie clone, all he had was a bottle of aids pills and his beard, he punched the nearest zombie with his beard hidden fist and ate the bottle of pills. This created Super Aids, which inadvertantly started the Chuck Norris Apocalypse as it turned every ginger person and zombie within a 100000000000 mile radius into a lesser Chuck Norris clone. This resulted in him having to roundhouse kick existence into oblivion to prevent the universe from overloading from awesomeness!!!

by Computer Science Retarded Simulations ©

Chuck Norris was handed a bottle of aids, in a fight for power with a zombie clone of himself he drank the bottle, this then created super Aids turning all ginger people in a 20 square mile into lesser clones