Here we worship the best gun of all the coconut gun...


(We also talk about donkey kong games and TF2)

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So they're finally here,
performing for you,
if you know the words,
you can join in too,

Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
as we take you through, this monkey rap!

Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
he's finally back to kick some tail,
his Coconut Gun can fire in spurts,
if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt,
he's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
he's the first member of the D.K. crew!