You're about to get cizzled

To be a Cizzler is no simple task; you are men/women of great valor, ready to cizzle any idiot who dares to oppose us. Fortunate we are, to be blessed with such an avid dedication to cizzling to those who cry out to be cizzled. Those fatigued by the corruptness of this once honorable land will be relieved, and those who cause the corruption shall be without mercy of the Cizzlers. Those obstinate enough to reject, to deny our cause will hastily observe their beloved ones, their former allies fall before them. In the Cizzlers, there is no room for weakness. We must be vigilant; we must anticipate our enemies' moves even before they are aware that their plan is soon to be in action. We'll strike them in their state of dumb, in their ignorance, while oblivious. We are an honorable people; forthright about our intentions and motives, as well as steadfast for those very loyalties. Those who are titled Cizzler, an accolade in itself, are expected to follow this code; to embrace those traits, and not defy our beliefs.

We are also a good looking people, eager to spread our message. Although the group diminutive, we embody the very nature of victory.

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A war of trade

2015 年 3 月 13 日 - frogmike | 1 条留言

引用自 Cizzler Brief：
As many of you aware, we've fighting an underground war. We've received some intel that the enemy is attempting to undermine the authority of the Cizzler Republic.

This impudence will not stand! It's time we show a demonstration of our power! We'll have to handle this the old way; brute force!

Additional information:
We are launching a heavy offensive force into Dutch territory. This will be difficult, as we are still have diplomatic neglect from France due to our former chief of state's actions.

We'll be launching attacks from multiple directions.
The 2nd Fleet, our fleet on standby in the English channel, will start the series of attacks with a major barrage of our largest caliber guns, including the newest advancement in technology, our Cizzle Array.
While the 2nd Fleet is spearheading this offensive, there are major roles from other force in play. The 4th Army, regiment of Artillery will be launching a much smaller offensive from the direction of the Rhine, where they will secure key defensive positions along the more northern canal. From here, the 4th regiment will set up heavy artillery to cover our other army, the 9th infantry battalion's entrance into the fray from the east. The 9th infantry will push what little resistance we expect to encounter to the west, towards the sea. Our goal is to strike them when their pants are down, in their state of dumb. They won't know what hit them, and by April, we should be in political control of the Netherlands.

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The war against Anti-Cizzilism; Progress?

2015 年 3 月 2 日 - frogmike | 1 条留言

Hello, almighty Cizzlers.
I've frequently been asked how our war over Europe is doing.
There are only few who know. Those who sit in chairs in the war council are the only Cizzlers exposed to the daily updates on our war.

Our Chief of State, TheSacredPie, will soon be sharing information regarding our war efforts over Europe.

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