“You know me. It’s my duty to please that booty.” -Samuel Jackson

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Rule 1:
Don't spam or else Samuel Jackson shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

Rule 2:
Keep obscenities to a minimum (no porn or excessive language)

Rule 3:
Don't say "what" again (even if you're double dog dared...).

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Welcome to
Church of Samuel Jackson
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Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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I'm serious about saying "what" again mother****er.... Double dog serious.