Welcome one and all to the church of the Orly. No doubt you've heard about us, our influence spreads all over the world.

Even if you don't consciously know of us, you have probobly been touched by our work in some way. For exapmle have you ever been driving to work, and then didn't crash into a wall? Yeah, we saved you, eating? We invented that too.

Before joining be aware that there are rules, mainly the rules of the High Chancellor Overlord of being Corporeal and Otherwise, so pretty much what he says goes.

Current Positions:

Kohve aks: Overlord Chancellor of Beings Corporeal and Otherwise

Forsitan: High Doctorate Writer of Sermonlike Scriptures

Crozz: Holy functionary of indoctrination

Hypoderm: Exalted Vanquisher of Heterodoxy, Skepticism and Disbelief

Granual: Spiritual Guidance counselor for Inatimate Objects
Current Openings:

Circular logic implementor
Self Contradictor

Please help make our church a whole donate generously, otherwise you'll burn. Or somthing. else painful