The Church of The Holy St.Jemima

our powder
which art in packets
jemima be thy name
till breakfast come
though will be done each morning, as it is done in the instructions
give us this day our daily stack
and forgive us our sausages
as we forgive those who sell them to us
and lead us not towards pastries
but deliver us from cereal
for thyne is the breakfast
the balanced and nutritious
forever with syrup
oh lawd

Refer to me as Father karl, please, I'm an ordained minister.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL1FouSKWVo
Please listen to this as you pray every morning and night.