WE <3 CHOON

Choon started off as a small kid just like any other small kid with big dreams. Most of us wanted to be doctors, or firemen or a lawyer. BUT NO, Choon aspired to be much more than that, he wanted to save the retarded people of asia, he wanted to help us, therefore he is our god.

Choon grew up in a very disturbing environment, with two sisters who demanded incest sex from him everyday, he had to please both of them and all of his 9,999,999 girlfriends.

Choon eventually ended up in the most prestigious junior college in Singapore (RJC), and didn't have to study at all because his brain has the ability to absorb all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knowledge in the world through his enlarged penis of justice. And, he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his teachers (including guys) for good grades, so there was hardly a need for him to study.

Choon ended up buying TF2 to help the retarded community which is present here today, extending a helping hand to help us with our plight of rage and dementia.

So the next time when you get killed by A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ W+M1 PYRO FSKDGIKGFSGK.

Just think, what would Choon do?