NEW RELIGION.

ROB's Origin story.


ROB was born in the city of Yoblana. On the day that ROB was born people from all around the city came to see the new born, the reason why ROB was bringing all the attention was due to the fact that he was the chosen one. The people of the town brought ROB money, Food, Water and clothes.


When ROB Turned 15 he told his mum "I am off to help the children on the world". And he he was helping all the men and women from around the city with his stories that his body was crafted from the earth's materials and that he is one with the earth.

Five months pass and ROB has a temple of ROB set up with many children worshiping him and listen to his many stories. On one special day (500 During ROB) ROB Said a very special preach before he parted from the Children. It has said to go like this "My children, My children as I am going now please do not look at this as me leaving you babies, but as me going to find more children to help in the world. " The Children pleaded for ROB to no leave but with no avail could not get him to stay. as ROB walked out the door he turned to the Children and said the last passage to be ever said from him in his home town of Yoblana, He said "What is up dog?" and then just like that ROB left.

Many people say that ROB was spotted in the City of Brisbane, AUStralia.





"What is up dog?" - ROB 500DR - (DR meaning During ROB)

"Skrt Skrt" - ROB 450DR

"Not thou I leave u but I be with u" 510DR

"♥♥♥♥ I STUBBED MY TOE, NO Thamanial dont write that down please, people will think I am a ♥♥♥♥♥.... Or will they think I am a boss. NO. Don't write this, why are u still writing what the ROB man stop ROBBING writing" - 512DR