We are the chickens COME FIGHT WITH US!

May 1, 1776. The society's goals were to oppose superstition, obscurantism, religious influence over chicken life and abuses of state power. "The order of the day," they wrote in their general statutes, "is to put an end to the machinations of the purveyors of injustice, to control them without dominating them. The Illuminati—along with Freemasonry and other secret societies—were outlawed through edict, by the Cow ruler, Charles Theodore, with the encouragement of the Roman Chicken Church, in 1784, 1785, 1787 and 1790. In the several years following, the group was vilified by conservative and religious critics who claimed that they continued underground and were responsible for the Chicken Revolution.