The Church of Cheesus, after having existed in secrecy for billions of seconds, came into the mainstream just a few minutes ago.

With tens, of devout worshipers, the Church of Cheesus is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Vegans, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Veganism is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by Vegans to push Veganism into public schools. These people are mistaken — The Church of Cheesus is legit, and backed by hard caseiculture (cheese making). Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.

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1. All names must be a type of cheese not already used
2. Occasional vegan sacrifices must me made to Lord Gorgonzola
3. Frequent praise must be given to Lord Gorgonzola