Esea Open Season 10

One night, after many drinks from a pumpkin flavoured ale, Faceroller begins a pug scrim with his friends. There was Connectfour, Cltrl Muffin, Maskedjackel, and our pinchable cheeked SteveC. SteveC's face has a perfect roundness that could have only been drawn by Divinci's hand and has the texture of leather glove filled with Jergens, your fingers would have touched divinity.

Our attempts to find a suitable scrimmage that night was rift with constant rejection, for being too experienced. Alas, I tried an alias, the name Fabio Fig Eater popped into my mind. And so the name was met with great delight by the cast that night, I took it upon myself to alter my ESEA's team name to it, with the encouragement of that pumpkin flavoured ale.

We'd rather still be referred to as, 'The Carl Sagan Foundation.' With my sincerest apologies.