All hail the All-Powerful Cameron

And when he said "There shall be man", there was then Cameron...
Stucken by the greed of the spirit of man, he was cast from the Garden of Eden.
He then travelled the world, for 2 days... In search of the Golden Frying Pan.
He didn't find the Golden Frying pan.
He was then blessed by almighty Gabe Newell, who then said...
"I commend thy spirit, upon the Cameron Hilder, the ability to think, and sing, and... Love..."
And so, he struck Cameron with a glorious beam of light, enabling the man known as Hilder's... Third. Eye.
This enabled Cameron Hilder's ability of mind-reading, telekinesis and the abillity to turn maple syrup into Nickelodeon Slime.
Cameron is an all-powerful entity, much like any other.
All who oppose him shall face phlogistination.
If Cameron feels you worthy enough he will approach you, place his hands on your shoulders and out of every orifice of your body, beams of holy light will submerge.

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Then it all changed... When The Nation of Sr. Pat. attacked...

எந்த ஒரு அவரது கோபம் தப்பிக்க முடியாது


To this day forward... We celebrate the 9th of June as the day this hero came to these dark lands... And bestowed light...