CAKE is a group of elite gamers who play mostly FPS games. All members are required to have KDRs of 9:1 or higher at all times, as well as calling in sick to work at least once a week in order to crush the opposition.

If you take this seriously, there is something extremely wrong with you. CAKE is actually just a friendly group to connect those who share common interests in FPS gaming. The group leader has an average KDR, as well as all current members. If you join and have a higher KDR than any current member, congratulations. We will not tolerate drama because this is a group used to connect with fellow gamers who are mature enough to give each other the respect they deserve. Oh, and no, we're not a lie.