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эта чистка cyka

joul = alexei
sirdogg / kaffe / bubert / boubertie / ♥♥♥♥ THIS GUY _ STOP CHANGING NAEM!!1 = dimitri

CYKA quidelines for when comrad in troubl
1. CYKA cleaners don't fail rp - see what CYKA stands for.
2. When you see CYKA friend you must aid him/her in a way you see vodka prize worth (Dimitri will giv).
3. Disturb passive rps as much as you can (for example vacuum clean their places without being asked to or start a loud road work nearby).
4. Active representatives of CYKA are only allowed to use Putin approved and supplied Kalashnikovs and ♥♥♥♥ 17s with the exception of using shotgun to open door.
5. Avoid troubl if no advantage (=vodka) gained to CYKA
6. To show respect, you must provide vodka to comrad.
7. Old 'cyka cyka' members are to be considered and treated with respect.
8. Throw vodka bottl at CYKA haters.
9. Gopniks are free to come in your vodka house (when there's blyat music in any house, nearby gopniks must investigate).
10. Upset random people on the street for no apparent reason.
11. When police send you to gulag, tel dimitri, he releas, just don't forget to giv him vodka sometime.


Facts
-Here we tel when CYKA friend is needed for service.
-CYKA is an excuse for freedom of rp as in you can rp in any way you want. For example cyka cleaners can keel bad amerikano even when 'passive rping', it's just a cover for bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. We do anything as long as Putin approves.
-CYKA emerged from 'cyka cyka' - a kalashnikov smuggle ring.


Vodka hierarchy (drink order)
joul - Boss
sirdogg/bubert/dimitri - vodka architect
yezzy (OliHelten) - gopnik architect
sivi - davai man (gives punch)

vodka hangover every day (can't come work):
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