The Rules of CS:GO

1) People generally have bad mics, and bad attitudes.
2) If you are a 5 man team and are winning, the other team will trashtalk you and call you hacker.
3) If you are a 5 man team and the other team is winning, they will trashtalk your team and tell you: "You suck".
4) If you are a 4 man team, the fifth player will be a noobish douchebag.
5) If you are a 3 man team, the two other players will be Russian idiots (no offence).
6) If you are a 2 man team, the 3 others may be good and fair players, but if we lose some rounds they will blame you.
7) If you are playing alone, the others will kick you, no matter if you are a good or bad player.
8) If a player on your team likes the way you are playing, he will add you, and think that you are best friends from now on.
9) If you buy weapons the first 4 rounds, your teammates will tell you to ECO and trashtalk you.
10) If you are losing the first 2 rounds, your teammates will tell you that the match is lost.
11) If you play with AUG, P90 or Auto-sniper, the other team will call you noob, feel sorry for your mother and/or tell you to die of cancer. (They would also blame you for using SG 553, but they don’t know the name of it).
12) If you all decide to rush somewhere and don't succeed, your teammates will blame you.
13) If bomb is planted B, you can be sure to have a teammate on A, and vise versa.
14) If you get a kill through smoke, you are not lucky, but a hacker.
15) No one from the other team will understand that you are getting info through teamspeak, they will think you use wallhack.
16) If you accidentally team attack and say you are sorry right away, the response will always be: “♥♥♥♥♥♥”.
17) If you have a bot on your team, it will always storm middle and die, or stand in front of an enemy just as you take control of it.
18) When you have a bomb site clear, you will realize that bomb is dropped the worst possible place of the map.
19) Some people think the best round to save their weapon, is the last round…
20) If you tell a player to follow the team, to pay attention to the game, or to buckle up, he will either spam via his mic, stand afk in spawn, or write kill in console (after he has tried to vote you out).
21) A bad player on your team will always blame you for his own failing.
22) As Counter-Terrorist, a player will always say he will be covering a spot, but after a few rounds he will change his mind and go to another spot without telling his team, leaving his spot wide open.
23) If an enemy player somehow annoys you, the 1st thing you realize is that he is from The Russian Federation, the 2nd thing you realize is that he has minimum 1 VAC Ban on Record, and the 3rd thing you realize is that he has at least 1 knife in his inventory.
24) If a player gives some tactics which suck and you do something else, he will team attack, team flash and write to the other team where you are.
25) Even though you may have been playing Counter-Strike since the beginning, some players will always tell you the obvious stuff in a match, like: “Plant the bomb”, “shoot him!”, and/or “2 A, 1 mid and 2 B”.
26) To stay alive makes you better than your teammates.
27) Kills are better than to win rounds.
28) If you are playing against 14 year olds, they will always think you are only 12 yourself.
29) For every 10 matches played you will encounter a player who will kill off most of your own team.
30) The least deserving players always get a drop.