Welcome to my private business!

I really don't know where to begin, so let me start by apologizing. I am greatly sorry for my unexplained and sudden disappearance. I won't go into too much detail but I will at least give you all the explination you deserve.
At the time of my disappearance, I was working and taking summer classes. Since I am saving money I live with my parents. I worked late one night and accidentally missed my morning class. When my mother found out she instantly blammed me playing videogames and accused me of being addicted. So she threatened to kick me out and thus leaving me homeless. I was able to convice both of them to allow me to stay if I 'quit' my addiction and continued my education. So I haven't had access to a computer without the consequence of being homeless looming over me.
As of RIGHT NOW, I borrowed a friends laptop. I do not know how long I will be able to hold on to it. If anyone finds it I am sure to lose everything and I will undoubtedly be unable to return any items at that point. So to ensure I can right what I have so horrendously wronged, I am taking the utmost care.
First order of business is breaking down the knives I have currently in stock. From there I will locate my old hard drive in an attempt to retrieve my old client log. After that I will begin cashing out all of you. These are my steps to solving this horrible situation I have thrust upon everyone. Any questions or remarks, feel free to comment here. Once again I am sorry for all of this.

Sincerely, BlazeXER