♥♥♥♥ the Colored Gerrys.

The Colored Gerrys are false prophets. They are a terrorist organization whose sole purpose is to kill hard-working businessmen for fun. They have been misled to believe they are a part of a simulation run by The C.E.O. and the Bossists (they're schizophrenic as ♥♥♥♥). As a former high-ranking Colored Gerry, I can confidently assert that the movement is not what it used to be. It started out as a MEN's group (I unironically hate women) to educate America's youth on Gerryism (G'ism for short), a noble religion that based itself on the fight against a tyranny and the seeking of inner peace. However, the Colored Gerrys have been overcome by inferior religions such as Buddhism and Hinduism (I'm also unironically super racist, "culturist, and religionist" and hate non-Christians) and have succumbed to the pussifying of society (I'm hard and badass/metal as ♥♥♥♥). I am an ostracized Bossist sympathizer and have been marked for death by the Colored Gerrys. Sure, I may be unironically EXTREMELY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RACIST, but persecuting Bossists and Bossist sympathizers for being such is largely immoral. By the way, the reason we're not colored in the photo is because we wear all-black tuxedos when we 'ave a li'l dine out sesh. Anyways, not sure why those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ braindead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think Funny Company runs a "simulation" that they're all trapped in. We seriously just manufacture jokes. What the ♥♥♥♥.