CLUNGE

One day 6 months ago, in the kingdom of frags. The monarch assembled his subjects and proclaimed the first new truth of science:

Afr41D:
"We are led to believe that fire requires oxygen to keep going. But when you put a fire into water, which is one third OXYGEN, it goes out!"

Such idiocy went unopposed for fear of hangings, imprisonment and sad users. But from the ranks of the proletariat rose a hero unfazed by such shenanigans. With his bad company of adventurers, the hero marched into the palace of the tyrannical ego centric maniac and proclaimed the SECOND new truth of science:

Grenadeh:
"But water is wet and fire hates being wet so even if it is part oxygen, it is wet oxygen and therefore bad for fire!"

AND THUS CLUNGE WAS BORN.