The Caber Company Cavalry Column of Command and Conquest [6xC],
otherwise known as
"The Stickmen" "The Caber Crew" "The Sticky Ickys" "The Horrible Demomen" and
"Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who use nothing but the caber." are a group of demomen who look upon the use of the ulapool caber as a way of life let alone a tactic. Subsequently anyone within the C.C.C.C.C.C has a very short life span.

Commanders are a rarity as very few people within this group live long enough to gain the necessary experience required to lead people. Such as it is there is the fabled rank of "Grand Caber Master" that no-one has ever lived long enough to reach.
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List of people currently alive whom technically qualify for command.
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- Warboss Dakka 'ead
- Purpled Zebra
- Rubber Ducky
- Hunter Hearst Helmsley
- ♥♥♥♥ internet is ♥♥♥♥


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Despite having the word "Cavalry" in our name, you in no way, shape or form have to own a horse to join this group. Though it does help.