Welcome you scurvy sea dogs

Ohoy be boarding me vessel for an epic adventure. we be sailing the seven seas with an old scooner and a bottle of rum. if ya be sailing solo and don't watch out for ya stern, you might meet a hafty lil trouble. Boards our vessel and we shall conquer the royal butts and make them kneel.

Captain:
Captain Ben Dover

First Officer:
Butt pirate Wannabezebra.

Apply for an adventure or walk the plank!