MUST STOP ALL THE BULLYS

Unfortunately it is with a very heavy heart that I announce the Bully Hunter mission has failed. We were unable to remove the bullies from the internet.

The following statement is from our divine prophet Billy Mitchell

After 7 long years of tireless service, countless comment sections patrolled, and an unfathomable number of “sir, this is a Wendy’s” moments, the Bully Hunter Society must officially announce defeat. Despite our bravest operatives typing in ALL CAPS, deploying the legendary “yikes,” and threatening reports with the intensity of a Marvel monologue, the bullies remain… online. Yes, somehow, after nearly a decade of effort, the internet is still mean. Scientists are baffled. Historians are updating the timeline.

Our elite task force has been forced to retreat, weighed down by broken keyboards, expired moral high ground, and the crushing realization that arguing with strangers at 2:47 AM may not change the world. The bullies have survived, evolved, and in some cases gained verified badges. As such, the mission is officially stamped FAILED, the dramatic music fades out, and the Society quietly logs off to “touch grass.” We thank everyone for their service, their passion, and their absolutely unhinged comment essays. Better luck next internet. 🫡💻